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Joke of the Day
"What does pubic hair and celery have in common? Just move it to the side and keep eating."
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"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"
"Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath please? Porter: I can give you a room but you'll have to wash yourself."
"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"
"Irony Just an alloy of Fe and Yttrium"
"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"
"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."
"Look into a dog's eyes while it's pooping and you'll understand Nietzsche."
"When I'm dead, these tweets will be worth twice as much."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."