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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
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"""The entire sky is mine to explore!Nah, Ill just swoop dangerously through traffic instead.""- Birds"
"You have some up dog on your shoe!! So I was in class one day and my friend turned to me and said, ""You have some up dog on your shoe"" ""What's up dog"" was my response. ""Not much bro, how about you!!!"""
"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""
"Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the stove."
"How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk"
"What's green lives three feet under ground and eats rocks a green rock eater"
"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"
"So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink. I call it Groot beer."