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Joke of the Day

"Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? A: Works pretty well, doesn't it?"

"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."

"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."

"I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time."

"Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?"

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"

"It must really suck to be an Atheist named ""Christian""."

"What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart? Mind the GAAP."

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes? A heroine addict."