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Joke of the Day
"If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap."
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"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."
"Did you hear about that kid called Agree who kept getting bullied? Everybody agreed to *dis*agree."
"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls"
"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."
"What's the difference between your PC and your Penis? Usually its small, used often and you dont let just ANYONE touch it."
"I'm so petty People call me Tom"