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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !"
Next Joke
"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"
"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."
"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"
"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""
"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"
"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."
"Understanding women"
"I just got home and found someone had stolen my bed! I walked in and it was gone. Honestly, i'm not lying"