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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is sponsoring a new breakfast side dish. Dic-tater tots."
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"independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas"
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"Watching the basketball game with my dad... Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes? Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot."
"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"
"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"
"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"
"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got the gas bill"
"My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song."
"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""