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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
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"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"
"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."
"We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year. We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, murder them, and take their land."
"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""
"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."