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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on."

"I once tried to write a book about my thoughts But there's only so much you can put in a suicide note."

"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."

"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"My extremely slow tailor is trying to give me an impromptu fitting but I don't want to do it right now I'm taking steps to prevent the measure"

"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."