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Joke of the Day
"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"
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"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"
"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"
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"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."
"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."
"Something tells me that girl with the word ""Princess"" tattooed on her neck isn't really Royalty."
"I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night."
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body... but then my mom gave birth."
"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."