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Joke of the Day

"KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb."

"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."

"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."

"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver."

"Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape."

"How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one."

"A solipsist posts on a forum In his thread, he asks, ""Anyone else out there a solipsist?"" After a day of no replies He thinks to himself, ""I guess it's just me!"""

"Never date a baker They're too kneady"

"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."