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Joke of the Day
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
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"What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."
"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."
"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."
"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."
"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""
"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."
"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""