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Joke of the Day

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."

"I almost killed my whole family last night, but eventually chose not to let my wife drive."

"Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!"

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."

"I think my eyes are playing tricks on me. *my eyes hide a whoopie cushion behind my skull*"

"Why did the Priest go to Walmart? Because the little boys pants were half off."

"I'm an astronaut, and recently decided to invite my girlfriend to my work. She said she needed some space."

"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"

"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."