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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."

"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"

"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !"

"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."

"Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!"

"(NSFW) I was eating pussy when... I tasted horse semen. It was only then that I realized how my sister had died."