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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gay mustache and a straight mustache? The smell."
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"Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college."
"What happens when an elephant sits on a car? It breaks the trunk."
"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""
"My mum told this hilarious joke whilst we were taking groceries into the flat ""Take multiple trips"""
"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."
"Don't ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like ""always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."""
"Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want? Dems!"
"Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt? Because it was Far Out!"
"""The only way I'd go to a Justin Bieber concert, is if it was a Jay-Z concert"" - my 9 yr old daughter"