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Joke of the Day
"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."
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"[Watching boxing] Sure bro, I watch boxing all the ti- HEY DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID?! HE JUST PUNCHED THAT GUY! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!"
"If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them."
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."
"Damn girl, can you guys stop with these retarded jokes? The first 2 were funny...the last 10,000 have been dumb as shit."
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."
"Why was Adele underneath a cow? So she could say ""hello from the udder side"""