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Joke of the Day
"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"
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"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"
"What's the name of the Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow"
"Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class prostitute? He got the best bang for his buck"
"I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk."
"I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point."
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."
"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."
"[DATE] ME: I'm a literature buff HER: who do you read? ME: read? *cut to me bench pressing like 70 copies of The Great Gatsby*"