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Joke of the Day

"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"

"Women reflect on the entire pie while men fixate about eating whatever slice they can get their hands on."

"Why did the condom suddenly go flying across the room? Because he was pissed off."

"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"Women, don't tell us about your boyfriend. He's a guy. We know what he's like."

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."