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Joke of the Day

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"

"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"

"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."

"My wife felt guilty I found her using a vibrator. She said she was denying me my pleasure. She's using the batteries from the remote"

"Olympic Rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage."