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Joke of the Day
"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"
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"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."
"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"
"How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side."
"Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!"""
"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
"Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it."
"Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D"
"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza"
"Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid? Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times."