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Joke of the Day

"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."

"I hate when job recruiters ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, dude, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."

"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"

"I had to study a book on the human digestive system today.... The ending was shit"

"An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says ""What do you think this is, some kind of joke?"

"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"I heard they are digging up Micheal Jackson Gonna melt him down use the plastic to make toys, so little boys can play with him for a change."