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Joke of the Day
"*lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down"
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"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."
"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."
"What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !"
"Thank goodness for wide, paved road shoulders that important people like me are entitled to use during traffic jams."
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"Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone? Because the barracuda believed that ""anemone of my enemy is a friend."""
"Pick up line - works everytime! ""Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"""
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""