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Joke of the Day
"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"
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"How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1.."
"Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool"
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"I was playing snooker with my mate, Dave, down the pub last night. We finished setting the table up and he said to me, ""do you wanna break?"" ""We've haven't even started yet, you lazy cunt!"""
"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."
"How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles."
"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"
"give a man a shoe and he'll be confused as to what he needs one shoe for. teach a man to shoo and you won't have to deal with his confusion."
"I don't date married men. I mean I wouldn't call it dating..."