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Joke of the Day

"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"

"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."

"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."

"I should go outside and enjoy the amazing weather but my computer cord isn't long enough."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"

"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."

"Doctor & Patient F Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""