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"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""
"If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral."
"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"
"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"
"Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs."
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."
"How do you get in with a pretty nurse? You need to be patient."