69796
Joke of the Day
"Warning: 18+ [link!](http://imgur.com/dkKxyoa)"
Next Joke
"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"
"How do you make a girl gain weight? Marry her."
"My wife bought me a second hand watch for my birthday... Anyway, better be going. The football starts in... 1200 seconds."
"Why don't we see more midget actors? I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days."
"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."
"I'll likely spend most of my child bearing years looking for a place to plug in my phone"
"When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"""
"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"
"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu."