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Joke of the Day

"My wife bought me a second hand watch for my birthday... Anyway, better be going. The football starts in... 1200 seconds."

"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"

"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."

"Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian"

"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"

"You know what they say: once you go Black... ... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady."

"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I've just got beer."

"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."

"Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same."