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Joke of the Day
"Pulling pants up high to conceal a big belly is like a comb-over for the gut."
Next Joke
"Flossed for the first time in a long time. .... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there."
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"Yesterday was international women's equality day and international dog day What a great day for bitches"
"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."
"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"
"What do ducks smoke Quack"
"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."
"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"