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Joke of the Day

"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"

"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"

"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."

"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"

"I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song."

"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50! When I was 50, I wasn't even strong enough to push a child out of my way."

"Me and my son don't always see eye to eye because we both wear glasses."

"I threw up my hands in disgust last night. Knew I shouldn't have eaten them."

"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."