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Joke of the Day

"Flossed for the first time in a long time. .... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there."

"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"

"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."

"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"

"Two cows are standing around talking... ""Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"" ""Yeah! Thank god we're elephants."""

"I'll never forget my uncles last words to me... ""Dont shake the ladder you little shit"""

"When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn't matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage."

"What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics."

"It must be terribly disappointing to go through the trouble of blowing oneself up only to discover 72 twenty year olds playing Warcraft."