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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery."
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"Ah Twitter, never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few."
"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."
"*dog walks into a pet store wearing a fake moustache* ""Hello sir or ma'am I would like to lovingly adopt your most delicious cat"""
"A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, ""first offender""? The man replies, ""No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."""
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"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."
"Me: Can I have a quickie? Waitress: Sir, it's pronounced ""quiche""."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."