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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"

"Click to see something special something special"

"How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor."

"Don't trust an atom They make up everything."

"The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. [deleted]"

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."

"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"

"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."