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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"
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"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."
"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear. (think about it)"
"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""
"Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found"
"The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said ""where is she"" the audience shouted ""she's in the attic""."
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"
"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"
"Yelling ""YOU MONSTER!"" after someone farts in a public bathroom feels pretty great."