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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust an atom They make up everything."
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"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."
"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."
"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."
"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."
"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."
"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""
"I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)"
"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."
"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"