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Joke of the Day
"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"
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"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""
"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"""
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"
"Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape."
"What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng."
"Chuck Norris strikes fear into zombies."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"