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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."

"How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted."

"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can't violin with the electric meter"

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."

"I went into a butchers today and said, ""Is that a sheep's head in the window?"" He said, ""No, it's a mirror."""

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"

"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."