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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"

"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."

"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"

"My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them"

"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"

"First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules."

"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"