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Joke of the Day

"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"

"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""

"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? -Nice belt."

"[plumber] well here's your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet* [magician] it was like that when I bought the house"