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Joke of the Day
"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"
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"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."
"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."
"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."
"Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined."
"I watched a porn where the guy had a thing for older women. It was a coming of age story."
"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."
"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"