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Joke of the Day

"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"

"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)"

"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."

"I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly, I think no one should support them."

"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"