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Joke of the Day

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"

"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."

"So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"

"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."

"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."

"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."

"You're going to look great at your prom. If you're thin and spent 3 grand on a dress. Otherwise you'll look like a dumpy Russian hooker."

"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."