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"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"
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"Text ""SAVEUTAH"" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman."
"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."
"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."
"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"
"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."
"My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head."
"Always identify who to blame in an emergency."