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Joke of the Day
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""
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"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"Dora could get to her destination in half the time if Swiper were in prison where he belongs."
"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."
"What's red and bad for your teeth... a brick"
"The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza."
"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"
"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."
"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."