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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."

"MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?"

"What do you call a grammar Nazi in 2016? An alt-writer."

"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*"

"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."

"I hate the people who shout ""THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR YOU CREEP"". Who plays those kind of jokes anymore? You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez."

"What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR"

"i need some cat jokes!"