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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"
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"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"
"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."
"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"
"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."
"What do teenage terrorists drink? Smirnoff ISIS"
"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."
"How do you make a fire with two sticks? You make sure one is a match !"
"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"