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Joke of the Day

"Hi college freshmen! I hope when you selected bedding for your dorm room you asked yourself, ""Can I see myself throwing up on this pattern?"""

"A Man was Fishing in the Jungle After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes, lots,"" replied the first one, ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"Why do midget's laugh when running? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"

"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."

"Not all wood floats Natalie wood, for example."

"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"

"So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby."

"I once had a substitute that had no rules, except for no Smashmouth. I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face."

"What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover? I want hue."