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Joke of the Day

"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."

"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."

"Everyone on Reddit is nosey.. See. I told you.."

"Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me"

"Do you know the problem with ordering duck? It always comes with the bill."

"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"

"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"

"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"

"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."