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Joke of the Day

"What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan"

"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring."

"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."

"There's a joke in this thread. It's you."

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."

"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."