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Joke of the Day

"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."

"Why is Bieber never late? because he's always justin time"

"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"

"The doctor said I have Type A blood But it was a Type O"

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."

"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"

"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive."

"My neighbor said the next time he comes over he's bringing the whole family, so I told him I couldn't wait and then I burned my house down."

"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."