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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"

"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."

"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."

"What did the Palestinians do to honour Yasser Arafat when he died? They gave him a 21 stone salute!"

"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"

"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"

"We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!"

"What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common? They are both X-Men"

"Flight attendant:""Would you like the chicken or the pasta?"" Me:""What would you suggest?"" Flight Attendant:""Eat before you get on the plane."""

"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"