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Joke of the Day
"How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent."
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"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."
"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"
"Team Rocket Were Caught Performing a Lewd Sex Act... Ass to Meowth"
"What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians? The Milky Hue."
"""Stomach...Lungs...Kidneys....Heart."" - Me, at my organ recital. (Not even slightly sorry)"
"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."
"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"
"I confuse ""playing dead"" with ""playing dumb"" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like ""Listen, I don't even know how I got here."""
"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"