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Joke of the Day
"How do you cut the Roman Empire in half? With a pair of Caesars!"
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"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
"I still wake up hoping that class is cancelled."
"Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? You know he's guilty."
"What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic? H2? Oh!"
"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots."
"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."