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Joke of the Day
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
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"What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter."
"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."
"At school we were always taught the pull-out method doesn't work... ...but like many teenagers, it hasn't stopped the UK trying anyway."
"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"
"What kind of concert costs 45cents? 50cent feat. Nickelback"
"What is E.T short for? Because he has little legs."
"Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."