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Joke of the Day
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
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"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."
"I thought my secret vasectomy would just keep my wife from getting pregnant, but sometimes...... ... it just changes the color of the baby."
"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."
"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."
"The first thing I'm doing with my time machine is telling my past self to only microwave popcorn for 2 minutes max."
"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."
"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"
"WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually it's just emotional comfort after years of being toget- WIFE: *packing* I'll be at my mothers"
"Have you heard that HPV had spread to birds? It has caused multiple cases of aviary cancer."