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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
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"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."
"Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea."
"""You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie"
"Collection Litter by Phil D Basket"
"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"I thought my roommate was a good person but he just threw away a box of unfinished Wendy's chicken nuggets."
"I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile."
"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"
"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"