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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
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"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"
"Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his toes. If he steps on you, you're fucked."
"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"I don't know why they call it lubricant... More like lubri*can*"
"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""
"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"
"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"
"Just a hipster joke passing by... Why did the hipster burn his hand? Because he touched the heater before it was cool."