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Joke of the Day

"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"

"Leather's the coolest way to let me know you're a bad ass AND that you don't give a fuck about cows."

"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."

"I went to the psychiatrist today I told him that I have started hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."

"Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I'm like here's another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to ""Hey Arnold"""

"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"

"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"

"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."

"Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now"