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Joke of the Day

"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"

"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"

"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."

"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"

"What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... It was a booby trap."

"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."

"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"

"What's a porn star's favorite dessert? Cookies and MILF"