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Joke of the Day
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
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"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."
"Pooh: There's a rumbly in my tumbly Piglet: What? Pooh: There's. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly Piglet: Pooh: I'm hungry Piglet: Say that then"
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"
"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!"
"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"Something about everything sucks."