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Joke of the Day

"Just a hipster joke passing by... Why did the hipster burn his hand? Because he touched the heater before it was cool."

"What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"Sometimes, when I think about books I touch my shelf"

"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."

"Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave? Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven."

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"

"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."

"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."

"Anybody want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's cheesy."